Funny Deep Thoughts Provoking Questions & Sayings

Do questions that are funny deep thoughts just belong to humans with the superior brain? We don’t think so. As per the science, deep thinking can help to train your brain and will improve your ability to question the regular things which may lead to unexpected answers.

In this article, we have curated the list of such funny deep thoughts provoking questions and sayings that will enlighten your moment and will put a smile on your face.

Deep thoughts, good decisions, and calm state are beauties of mind.


Gagan Kumar

Here are top 20 deep thoughts that will keep you engaged –

#1 When a pregnant woman swims, is she a human submarine?
#2Isn’t the word “FAT” just look like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word “EAT”
#3I wonder if there are any times on the clock that I have never seen!
#4Maybe “Are you smarter than 5th grader?” isn’t a show that displays how stupid grown adults can be, but rather, a show that depicts how much useless information we teach grade schoolers that won’t be retained or applicable in life.
#5“Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human version of “Did you turn it off and turn it on again?”
#6Where is the cat in the catwalk? Do models walk like cats?
#7Maybe plants are really farming us, giving us oxygen until we eventually expire and turn into mulch which they can consume
#8If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.
#9Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you’re criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
#10If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
#11As a kid my parents taught me to not believe everything I see on TV, now I have to teach them to not believe everything they see on Facebook.
#12Aliens invaded the Moon on July 20th, 1969.
#13When you say ‘Forward’ or ‘Back’, your lips move in those directions.
#14Every damn day, I’ve woken up over 10,000 times and I’m still not used to it
#15If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make
#16Why is the word abbreviation so long?
#17Does tobacco companies kill their best customers and condom companies kill their future customers?
#18Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in
the universe you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has
wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
#19Asking someone “Where are you?” is a recent thing. Before we had mobile phones, the only way we could talk to the people is if we know where they were.
#20I wonder what my dog named me.